Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
Ketchup.

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

9-12-10

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a drink?"
Bartender says, "for you, no charge."

What hockey penalty requires a credit card?

Charging.

9-10-10

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

9-9-10

Which fish make the best doctors?
Sturgeon