Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
Ketchup.

Monday, September 13, 2010

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

9-12-10

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a drink?"
Bartender says, "for you, no charge."

Saturday, September 11, 2010

What hockey penalty requires a credit card?

Charging.

Friday, September 10, 2010

9-10-10

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

9-9-10

Which fish make the best doctors?
Sturgeon