Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?

Monday, September 13, 2010

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Sunday, September 12, 2010


A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a drink?"
Bartender says, "for you, no charge."

Saturday, September 11, 2010

What hockey penalty requires a credit card?


Friday, September 10, 2010


What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Which fish make the best doctors?

Wednesday, September 8, 2010


> Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble.
> Unfortunately, one was a salted.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?

A. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"

Monday, September 6, 2010


Bananas are my favorite fruit; they've got appeal.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

sunday today.

Why was the chicken happy?
Everything was eggcellent.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

sunday sunday, oops its saturday.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Friday, September 3, 2010


Sorry for the late update today.

I saw a LeBaron pass me by today and got lost wondering: has a baron ever driven a LeBaron?

Thursday, September 2, 2010


One Night my girlfriend and I were having trouble getting in the mood. She asked what she could do and when I suggested role reversal she told me to make her a sandwich and started masturbating in front of the computer.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

20 followers wow!

I really get a sense of community here..  And seeing my follower's blogs under the mylinks part of their profile is a neat way to learn about them. 

So here's your joke today:

Why is it you can have a right hand man named Lefty but never a left hand man named Righty?

I always thought this was strange.