Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
Ketchup.

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

9-12-10

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a drink?"
Bartender says, "for you, no charge."

What hockey penalty requires a credit card?

Charging.

9-10-10

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

9-9-10

Which fish make the best doctors?
Sturgeon

9-8-10

> Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble.
> Unfortunately, one was a salted.

9-7-10

Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?

A. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"

9--6-10

Bananas are my favorite fruit; they've got appeal.

sunday today.

Why was the chicken happy?
Everything was eggcellent.

sunday sunday, oops its saturday.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

9-3-10

Sorry for the late update today.

I saw a LeBaron pass me by today and got lost wondering: has a baron ever driven a LeBaron?

9/2/10

One Night my girlfriend and I were having trouble getting in the mood. She asked what she could do and when I suggested role reversal she told me to make her a sandwich and started masturbating in front of the computer.

20 followers wow!

I really get a sense of community here..  And seeing my follower's blogs under the mylinks part of their profile is a neat way to learn about them. 

So here's your joke today:

Why is it you can have a right hand man named Lefty but never a left hand man named Righty?

I always thought this was strange.